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Malaysia military top secret leaked!

According to a reliable email sent wrongly to me from the Ministry of Defense, I found out that Malaysia has invented our own nuclear bomb with the help of Washington’s Military and will be tested by the country’s SMA(Secret Military Agent consist of 7 members).

The seven members are Kennysia, Nicolekiss, Fourfeetnine, Budiey,Beautifulnara, Sixthseal and Redmummy. They are speacially trained scientist who are ready to test out the bomb in this October in North Vietnam. The whole project is known as Project Alpha!

Nuclear bomb is radioactive as everyone knows that. Hopefully the 7 scientists may be blessed by god. They are risking themselves in this mission.

Besides that the whole process will be documented as a film that will be shown in next year September to commemorate this big happening!

Haha, actually…actually……….

Project Alpha is Malaysia first online TV show about the country’s top 7 bloggers who i mention as Secret Military Agent members earlier! xP!!! The show is hosted by JoJo Struys.

Wow, Iyouwe also featured in this project! Haha, just kidding but it is fantastic to be featured in the next season! (Dreaming…)

All the 7 bloggers show their passion in blogging. However, i found out some of their weakness which are the features needed to be a famous blogger. Hah???! What am i shitting? (weakness = features of famous bloggers?)

First of all, they go wild and go crazy! Kennysia wore a dress and showed his nice body in a slimming advertisement. Sixthseal dare to dig the pig’s nose while Nicolekiss is brave to to try some insects. Do you dare to do so?

Next, if you are a “big mouth”, you will be the next top blogger too! Just transfer your daily gossiping skill into blog-writing. Beautifulnara craps a lot in his blog but we feel excited when reading those craps! ~.^ We are human, usual lah! xD! Budiey snaps tons of photos with celebrities and let everyone envy him! Yes, asking for jealous (showing off) will work in blogging but not in daily life!

Is the girl in the above photo cute and pretty? Without doubt, she has a great face! But, a great face without strong humor cultivated in her soul will not make her success in blogging!

She is nicolekiss who loves to travel. She blogs about the greatest part of her travel experience. She shares about her discover with others. So what is her weakness? She is nosy in knowing others culture and lifestyle! (Haha! like this also can be a weakness?? can lah, hor….)

Hmmmm, hmmmmm, this red woman blogs about fashions and some parenting skills. Her attractive selling point is not her blog contents but is her red identity! (Prove: Cooking maggie also can be a blog content?) Her two cute children also contribute a lot in her success!

Last but not least, the main sponsor of this project is Adidas Action 3 Deodorant! Basically, it has 3 special fuction :

It is a mouth spray for smelly breath. It is an alternative for drinker as it contains alcohol! Just kidding ^.^ lolx!

Besides that, Adidas Action 3 Deodorant can kill mosquitoes because it prevents you from perspiration. Without sweat, the mosquitoes will not recognize your blood as its food. Emmm, quite logic right?

With Adidas Action 3 Deodorant, you will be able to attract many girl/boyfriends! It is a good news for those craving for love! Remember to reject the same sex which the Adidas Deodorant will attract too…..Don’t be gay, ok?

Hope you enjoy reading this long post. Sorry if anything above hurts you! Do comments after reading this.